Disclaimer: I do not think ordering pineapple on a pizza automatically makes you evil. Hawaiian with olives is my favorite pizza, but is completely unrelated to my alignment.
You had me until you said olives. Those are fine with Chili or pasta salad, maybe pasta with seafood, but I haven't tried that. However, Obadiah Stane, a man who I guess is importing New York pizza, wanting pineapple? A surefire sign of evil intent.
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